Bum Bum BUM!!!! (Now with resized photos so that everything is seen, and hopefully not cut off! Stupid wordpress layout rules!)

Cornelia: Ok, I think I have everything… Grocery list, wallet, coupons… Hannalore can take her own DVDs back, so I don’t need those…

Cornelia: Oh, maybe I’m being too hard on her. I better check if she wants anything from the store. I don’t want to mean…

Cornelia: …even if she totally does deserve it.

Cornelia: I hear water… she must be taking a bath. I’ll just pop my head in, she won’t mind.

Cornelia: Excuse me, Hannalore? I just wanted to…

Cornelia: … Wanted to… I mean…

Cornelia: Oh My Gosh!

Felix: Splish, Splash, I was takin’ a bad-ass bath-

Felix: Is someone there? Hello?

Cornelia: Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!!!

*SLAM*

Cornelia: What is WRONG with me?! Why didn’t I knock?! He’s going to think I’m aome kind of … of perv! He’ll be disgusted with me! I’m such an idiot! There is not eneough dumb in the world to describe me right now! How can I ever look him the eye after seeing, well, EVERYTHING!?

Felix: Should I be insulted by that? I’m not sure.

Cornelia: You’re naked!

Felix: Cornelia, calm down. Let’s talk about this.

Cornelia: Stop being naked!

Felix: I’m wearing a towel!

Cornelia: You’re naked under it!

Felix: Fine, fine, I’ll put on pants, Lord!

Cornelia: I’m so, so, so, sorry… I didn’t mean to just barge in. I thought you were Hannalore.

Felix: Hey, mistakes happen. It’s ok. I’m not mad or anything.

Cornelia: I’m glad… I just.. I’m so embarassed!

Felix: Hey, if anyone is embarrased, it should be me. I don’t like being seen without my hair, you know.

Cornelia: I.. I didn’t even notice. Felix, did you shave your head?

Felix: I wish. No, that’s not what happened.

Felix: This is all thanks to the lab. And my darling mother. I was lucky to make it out.

Hannalore: You mean, it’s true? Everything is true?

Felix: …Yes. It’s true. Honestly, I’m not even sure if my hair is going to ever grow back.

Hannalore: Is that where you got these? These dog tags?

Felix: Ha. Dog tags. Ain’t that the truth.

Cornelia: Felix, I-

Felix: Sorry Corny… I think I’d like to be alone now.

Cornelia: Of… of course.

Felix: …damn.