When we last stopped by the dollhouse, Hannalore had been dragged out of bed to greet the new day, much to her annoyance. Now that the sun is out, the threesome head outside to hold their first BBQ of the season.

Hannalore: Ah, another fantastic book. You can’t go wrong with the classics. Austen knew what she was doing.

Cornelia: If you want, you can borrow one of my magazines. I have the new issue of Gossip by Pink!

Hannlore: I don’t know how you can read that trash. Don’t you feel your brain oozing out of your skull?

Cornelia: Hannalore, it’s important to keep up with current events!

Cornelia: Besides, Jon and Kate is more fun to watch after reading one of these…

Hannlore: I have no words for you.

Cornelia: I know you watch  TLC when you think I’m not around.

Hannalore:  That’s only because I like it when they tease the ugly people. That and when girls cry because things don’t fit them right. Hey, where’d Felix go? I don’t need him burning my lunch.

Felix: Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen…

Hannalore: Quit whining over there, or I’ll make you sleep in the dumpster outside!

Hannalore: I’m sure you can make a dumpster homey if you try hard enough.

Cornelia: Hannalore! Be nice to your brother! He’s the only family you have.

Hannalore: Thank God for that.

Felix: It’s all coming along, so keep your panties on.

Hannlore: Such vulgarities… what would mother say?

Felix: She’d at least be happy we’re reunited.  Corny, do you want a burger or steak?

Cornelia: Oh, um, I’ll have a burger please. Thank you Felix.

Hannalore: Please, do not oogle my brother in front of me. In fact, don’t oogle him at all, thank you very much.

Cornelia: Hannalore! Be quiet, he’ll hear you!

Hannalore: He’s totally disgusting you know. I caught him eating out of the garbage can once.

Cornelia: Hannalore, don’t say lies about your family. It’s poor manners.

Hannalore: You can believe me or not, it happened. He’s a nutjob ever since he got out of the asylum.

Cornelia: That never happened!

Hannalore: It did! Mom sold him to science. Where do you think he got all the scars from?

Cornelia: You expect me to believe that your mother sold her only son to science?

Hannalore: Yep. For a box of smokes and a bottle of Jack.

Cornelia: You’re awful! I’m going to tell him how mean you are!

Cornelia: Felix? Your sister is being really unfair to you. I wanted you to know that I don’t believe a word of it. I know you weren’t sold to science because your mother wanted a drink, so don’t worry.

Felix: No, that’s actually what happened. Hey, do you want this burger medium rare or what?

Cornelia: ….

I’m going to go over here now.

Felix: Girls are so weird.

Hannalore: Told ya.

Cornelia: Can I never meet your mother?

Hannlore: Christmas will be interesting.

Felix: Hey, cat! Get away from that burger!

Kitty: Hisss…

Hannalore: See, Kitty doesn’t like him because Felix is now gentically part dog. That’s what they did to him. He howls at the moon sometimes.

Cornelia: I’m not listening to you anymore.

Felix: Mmm, burger…

Hannalore: Hey! That was supposed to be mine!

Cornelia: How did I get mixed up with this family? How?